Ear Drops (Best Of Volumes 1&2)

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1	–Cher	...You Are The Most Unattractive Man I Have Ever Met	0:33
2	–Unknown Artist	ELMER: Greetings Music Lovers	0:07
3	–Unknown Artist	Youyouyou Dick!	0:08
4	–Unknown Artist	Youyouyou Asshole	0:08
5	–Unknown Artist	I'm Sick Of It, Sick Sick Sick, I'm Sick Of It, Sick Sick Sick	0:10
6	–Linda Blair / Leslie Nielsen	Why Don't You Take A Lick Of This Candy Stick	0:11
7	–Unknown Artist	I Like Cats!	0:07
8	–Craig Charles / Danny John-Jules	Do You Think Wilma Is Sexy?	0:25
9	–Mike Myers / Dana Carvey	Did You Ever Finds Bugs Bunny Attractive...	0:12
10	–Mike Myers / Dana Carvey	What If He Honks In The Car?	0:09
11	–Mike Myers / Dana Carvey	Schwing! She's A Tentpole	0:14
12	–Mike Myers / Dana Carvey	She's A Fox! She's A Babe!	0:09
13	–Mike Myers / Dana Carvey	... If You Spew And She Bolts, It Was Never Meant To Be	0:16
14	–Steve Martin	Say AHH!... Say AHH!!!... NOW SPIT!	0:25
15	–Unknown Artist	(The Car Disclaimer)	0:32
16	–Unknown Artist	The Number You Have Reached...	0:12
17	–Kevin Kline	You Pompous, Stuck-Up, Snot-Nosed, Giant... Asshole	0:12
18	–Leslie Nielsen / Priscilla Presley	Nice Beaver, Thank You!	0:08
19	–Unknown Artist / Meg Ryan	The Orgasm Scene - Now Please Enjoy The Evening!	0:14
20	–Unknown Artist	You Better Watch Out, You Better Not Cry... I'm Tellin' Ya Why!	0:10
21	–Nicholas Guest / Chevy Chase	Where Do You Think You're Gonna Put A Tree That Big? Bend Over...	0:07
22	–Dan Castellaneta	The Doh! Collection	0:17
23	–Statler & Waldorf	Look At This Place, What A Dump...	0:07
24	–Noble Willingham	For Cryin' Out Loud Man, This Isn't Brain Surgery!	0:07
25	–John Candy	Is There Any Particular Reason Why You Are Giving Me Such A Hard Time?	0:07
26	–Unknown Artist	NEWSFLASH	0:07
27	–Unknown Artist / Gene Wilder	NEWSFLASH: Love Is The Only Thing...	0:25
28	–Unknown Artist	NEWSFLASH: She's Just Drunk, Dead Drunk!	0:09
29	–Unknown Artist / Steve Martin	NEWSFLASH: I Can Envision A Day...	0:15
30	–Unknown Artist	NEWSFLASH: Everybody Thinks I'm Nuts	0:11
31	–Unknown Artist / Tom Berenger	NEWSFLASH: Suck My Dick!	0:08
32	–Unknown Artist	CASEY: B.F.E.	0:19
33	–Unknown Artist	CASEY: My Girlfriend Always Farts	0:11
34	–Unknown Artist	CASEY: Leathers Feathers... The Village People	0:10
35	–Unknown Artist	CASEY: Tonight We'll Be Counting Down Your Favorite Hits	0:14
36	–Unknown Artist	CASEY: Bogus Song Of The Night	0:09
37	–Unknown Artist	CASEY: #1 Most Requested Song Of The Night	0:10
38	–Unknown Artist	CASEY: Hold It... He's Got A Small Penis	0:24
39	–Unknown Artist	CASEY: The Kung Fu Fighting Piece	0:24
40	–Unknown Artist	CASEY: Thursday Is The Day After Wednesday	0:08
41	–Unknown Artist	PEE WEE: The Birthday Piece	0:22
42	–Unknown Artist / Meg Ryan	ANNOUNCER: Fake Orgasm Piece	0:18
43	–Unknown Artist	ANNOUNCER: Hand The DJ A $5 Bill Now Piece	0:10
44	–Unknown Artist	ANNOUNCER: Does Anyone Have Change For A Quarter... Tip	0:10
45	–Unknown Artist	JFK: Bump Fizz	0:10
46	–Unknown Artist	JFK: I Have A Woody	0:07
47	–Mike Myers	Would You Like To Touch My Monkey	0:07
48	–Unknown Artist	This Song Makes Me Want To Vomit (Repeated)	0:16
49	–Unknown Artist	My Genitals Have Sucked Up Into My Body Cavity	0:11
50	–Unknown Artist	The Chevy Impala Piece	0:24
51	–Unknown Artist	Cleanup On Aisle 6	0:14
52	–Unknown Artist	GOMER: Good Marine Lovin', Shazamm!	0:09
53	–Unknown Artist	GOMER: Sneak A Peak!	0:10
54	–Unknown Artist	GOMER: Toss My Salad	0:11
55	–Unknown Artist	Welcome... And Now Please Enjoy The Evening	0:14
56	–Unknown Artist	It's Time For Our First Door Prize	0:14
57	–Unknown Artist	That Concludes The Musical Portion Of Our Program	0:07
58	–Unknown Artist	PSA	0:07
59	–Unknown Artist	PSA: Cancer Of The Rectum	0:10
60	–Unknown Artist / Kevin Kline	PSA: I Love Watching Your Ass	0:11
61	–Unknown Artist	PSA: Burp	0:08
62	–Unknown Artist / Tom Berenger	PSA: Suck My Dick	0:07
63	–Unknown Artist	PSA: Men Beware	0:13
64	–Bill Murray	She's Got A Glass Eye	0:19
65	–Vincent Schiavelli / Unknown Artist	Excuse Me, I Did Not Know You Was Deaf, Right On Homie	0:07
66	–Unknown Artist / Woody Allen	It Often Starts Slowly But Gets Quicker And Quicker	0:13
67	–Unknown Artist	BULLWINKLE: Scam On The Ladies	0:07
68	–Unknown Artist	BULLWINKLE: Threesome	0:07
69	–Daniel Greene / Elvira	How's Your Head? I Haven't Had Any Complaints Yet.	0:08
70	–Unknown Artist	What Time Is That Sex Machine Due Here?	0:08
71	–Chris Eigeman	I Guess You Could Say It's Extremely Vulgar, I Like It A Lot.	0:07
72	–Nicolas Cage	I Want To Apologize To You Gentlemen For Referring To You As Homosexuals.	0:07
73	–Ray Walston	What Are You People, On Dope?	0:06
74	–Steve Martin / Sarah Jessica Parker	Your Breasts Feel Weird. Oh, That's Cause They're Real.	0:07
75	–Steve Martin	I Could Never Be A Woman, I Would Just Stay Home And Play With My Breasts All Day	0:07
76	–Unknown Artist	BEAVER: Gee Wally, Do You Think Mom's Ever Given Dad Head?	0:13
77	–Unknown Artist	BEAVER: Hey Dad, When You Were A Kid Did You Know "Rapper's Delight" By Heart?	0:13
78	–Unknown Artist	BEAVER: Hey Wally, When You Pee In The Urinal, Do You Make Small Talk With The Guy Next To You?	0:13
79	–Unknown Artist	BEAVER: Mom, Wally Just Took A Big Dump In The Toilet And It Won't Flush	0:14
80	–Unknown Artist	BEAVER: Gee Wally, Why Can't We Rap Like Those Guys?	0:11
81	–Unknown Artist	BEAVER: Hey Wally, Do You Think Those Tits Are Real?	0:11
82	–Unknown Artist	Attention All Bachelorettes: You Still Have Time To Go To The Back...	0:19
83	–Unknown Artist	Attention All Bachelorettes: We Have Advice For You...	0:28
84	–Lauren Holly	Who Are These Sick People?	0:06
85	–Unknown Artist	Hey Who Picked Out This Song? Huh? Who Did It? Why? Cuz It Sucks!	0:10
86	–Unknown Artist	This Song Sucks My Ass!	0:07
87	–Unknown Artist	EDITH BUNKER: Drunk Driving PSA	0:19
88	–Unknown Artist	EDITH BUNKER: Archie, The DJ Is About To Play Our Song	0:08
89	–Leslie Nielsen	The Truth Hurts Doesn't It?	0:10
90	–Unknown Artist	A Man Is Trustworthy...	0:15
91	–Unknown Artist	I Expect Action And Before 11 O'Clock Tonight	0:08
92	–Tom Hanks	Alright, These Are The Simple Rules...	0:21
93	–Unknown Artist	E.T. Home Alone. Want Companionship	0:12
94	–Unknown Artist	And Now Here's Something For That Dickhead That Keeps Bothering The DJ	0:23
–	80's Megamix Vocals [Dialogue Sample - Uncredited] – Kelsey Grammar	(14:29)
95-1	–Pet Shop Boys	Opportunities (Let's Make Lots Of Money)
95-2	–ABC	The Look Of Love
95-3	–Cutting Crew	(I Just Died) In Your Arms
95-4	–Duran Duran	The Reflex
95-5	–Depeche Mode	Just Can't Enough
95-6	–Dead Or Alive	You Spin Me Round
96	–Various	Funk Megamix	5:22
97	–Unknown Artist	Untitled Acid House Track	6:39
98	–Unknown Artist	Baby, Blow Me	2:57
99	–Unknown Artist	Fat Girls Are So Much Fun	2:36

Notes

Collections of drops, pops and production bits for promotional use by professional DJ's and radio production directors.

None of the tracks have credited artists in the booklet. Only tracks 1 through 66 appear in the booklet.

A lot of the tracks are dialogue samples from popular films and television series. These include, but are not limited to:
Track 1 - "Moonstruck"
Track 6 - "Repossessed"
Track 8 - "Red Dwarf"
Tracks 9 through 13 - "Wayne's World
Track 14 - "Little Shop Of Horrors"
Tracks 17 and 60 - "A Fish Called Wanda
Track 18 - "The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!"
Tracks 19 and 41 - "When Harry Met Sally..."
Track 21 - "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"
Track 22 - "The Simpsons"
Track 23 - "The Muppet Show"
Track 24 - "Good Morning, Vietnam"
Track 25 - "Uncle Buck"
Track 27 - "Young Frankenstein"
Track 29 - "The Man With Two Brains"
Tracks 31 and 62 - "Major League"
Track 47 - "Saturday Night Live"
Track 64 - "Meatballs"
Track 65 - "Night Shift"
Track 66 - "Annie Hall"
Track 69 - "Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark"
Track 71 - "Metropolitan"
Track 72 - "Wild At Heart"
Track 73 - "Fast Times At Ridgemont High"
Tracks 74 and 75 - "L.A. Story"
Track 84 - "Dumb And Dumber"
Track 89 - "The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell Of Fear"
Track 92 - "Turner & Hooch"
Track 95 - "Frasier"

Track 2 is an vocal play on the character 'Elmer Fudd' the tv cartoon series "Looney Tunes"
Tracks 32 through 50 are vocals plays on radio DJ Casey Kasem.
Track 41 is a vocal play on the character 'Pee Wee Herman'.
Tracks 45 and 46 are vocal plays on former president John F. Kennedy.
Tracks 52 through 54 are vocal plays on the character 'Gomer Pyle' from the tv series "Gomer Pyle: USMC".
Tracks 67 and 68 are vocal plays on the character "Bullwinkle" from the tv cartoon series "The Bullwinkle Show".
Tracks 76-81 are vocals plays on the character "Beaver Cleaver" from the tv series "Leave It To Beaver"
Track 87 and 88 are vocal plays on the character "Edith Bunker" from the tv series "All In The Family".

Track 96 is a collection of various classic funk and soul samples mixed into one track.

Barcode and Other Identifiers

• Matrix / Runout: 157027-2W1-7217-A
• Mastering SID Code: IFPI L791
• Mould SID Code: IFPI 2D20